Improving Poeticality With The Coandă Effect

When you lose a fan 
Fix your blades out of thin air 
Hyperventilate 

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Essential Selection

Real friends stick like glue 
Use anti-adhesive spray 
Cherish those who stay 

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Combative Within

What is your real face 
The one you hide from outside 
Or the one you stole ? 

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Dr. Poetkeinstein

Found I a purpose 
Electrifying your brain 
Odes to love ? Flatlines 

The Phone Screen, by Walt de Hertz-Wong

You might be a slave 
I caught you walking head bent 
Chains, dreams, optional 

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Consumer Services and Complaints

No return contract 
You did beg God to come here 
Next time, take a lease 

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Temporarily Retiring The Unexplained

Met the Grim Reaper  
Ordered me to stop inking 
I now have kuru 

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Big Brother Wears a Cloak

9 ways to reach happiness 
7 tricks to increase you're libido 
5 recipes for murder 

3 symptoms of sadness  
1 reason to go psycho loco 
0 vegetable is my name, Sir 

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Lifesaving priorities

Shooting range drill : free 
CPR class : five payments 
Making sense : priceless 

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Too Weak Off

Planning vacations 
To escape reality 
Home was where you left 

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